Submitted my 2nd Two-Week Notice This Year

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 09/06/2019 at 14:48 • Filed to: new job, spooky stuff

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If everything goes well it will hopefully be the last one I submit for a few decades.

For Sweden > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 14:53

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You can’t just quit Oppo we have a contract

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:04

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“ hopefully be the last one I submit for a few decades”

I say that every 3 years or so

Party-vi > For Sweden 09/06/2019 at 15:05

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LAST TIME I REMEMBER VOTING OPPO WAS A RIGHT-TO-POST SITE

Party-vi > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 15:06

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I feel that too but I won’t be working for a for-profit entity anymore. Should be fun.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:07

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Hey, all we wanted was the Chicken Parm SR20. There’s no need to quit over that.

We can put #ParmGate behind us.

benjrblant > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:09

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but not a right-to-vote unless you own land

Thomas Donohue > For Sweden 09/06/2019 at 15:16

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Wait, are we employees?  Or contractors?  I still haven’t figured out this Gig-Economy, I’m too busy configuring Gig Ethernet ports.

PatBateman > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/06/2019 at 15:17

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WAIT. He didn’t SR20 when he was told to SR20?!  

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > PatBateman 09/06/2019 at 15:20

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He teased us and then provided us an SR20 later. Oppo had chicken parm blue balls from said incident.

I’m sitting here in front of some spreadsheets open at my desk wonder ing what I did to end up typing the phrase “chicken parm blue balls” in a car group.

USUSGTO > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:22

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Same sho es:

1st - Nov 2018 - jumped for a hi gher pay

2nd - June 2019 - jumped for a much hi gher pay - different role

PatBateman > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/06/2019 at 15:24

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How do we even know there was a chicken parm? It could’ve been a frozen chicken patty with some ketchup and shredded cheddar cheese! That shit isn’t going to fly around here!

I DEMAND SR20 OF THE CHICKEN PARM. 

MonkeePuzzle > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/06/2019 at 15:27

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VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:28

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Wanted to find a gif of someone holding a lighter in your support and in true Oppo fashion, what resulted was ambitious but rubbish

Party-vi > PatBateman 09/06/2019 at 15:28

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You may demand all you like BUT YOU SHALL RECEIVE NOTHING

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:28

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so oppo needs a new (better) mod?

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 09/06/2019 at 15:29

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This is the best thing I’ve seen all month

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > PatBateman 09/06/2019 at 15:29

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/alright-buttholes-1792176124

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle 09/06/2019 at 15:30

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You all might. I’m going to be working in a broom closet underground and won’t have internet access.

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:31

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I thought an underground broom closet was where the oppo servers (and nibbles) resided though 

Cash Rewards > PatBateman 09/06/2019 at 15:42

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He provided a receipt, as if that's proof of anything

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle 09/06/2019 at 15:42

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Wait, is that his new dream job? Is he the new nibbles?

Party-vi > Cash Rewards 09/06/2019 at 15:43

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*banned*

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle 09/06/2019 at 15:46

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I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:47

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quitting Oppo? Thanks I’ll be the next mod

For Sweden > Party-vi 09/06/2019 at 15:48

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Oppo now requires SCI clearance

Party-vi > For Sweden 09/06/2019 at 15:54

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I won’t sponsor any of you martians.

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/06/2019 at 15:55

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